Whatever she says...

I just picked Trenton up from school and he says "Alex's (a girl he likes) Grandma got killed." "What happened?" I ask.
"Well she was really ugly and these bad guys came into her house and took her to jail and then poisoned her food and when she ate it she died."
"What?? Did she tell you that?"
"Yes. And it is the truth."
To which Jacob suddenly agrees as if he had witnessed the whole ordeal.
"And she gave me this to keep." He holds up this ratty hair band.
"That is yucky bud. You should give that back to her tomorrow. Or better yet, through it in the trash when we get home."
"But it is hers!!"
Oh, brother.